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These Jokes About The Escaped Monkeys In South Carolina Are, Unfortunately, Very Funny

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If you've been avoiding the internet this past week, you might not know about the escaped lab monkeys in South Carolina.

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Yes, escaped lab monkeys.

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Forty-three rhesus macaque monkeys escaped from a research facility in Yemassee, South Carolina, on Wednesday after an employee accidentally left a door open.

According to the AP, "Outside of rats and mice, rhesus macaques are one of the most studied animals on the planet."

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Yemassee Police Chief Gregory Alexander told the AP, "They are not infected with any disease whatsoever. They are harmless and a little skittish."

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On Saturday, officials caught one monkey.

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On Sunday, they caught 24 more.

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And at the time of publishing this, there are still 18 monkeys running free.

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The AP says that these monkeys have been "subjects of human research since the 1800s."

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To which people are, like, huh?!

Twitter: @MPowersNorrell

"HOW OLD ARE THESE FUCKING MONKEYS?!?" this person said.

Twitter: @DeebsFLA

"WHY ARE THEY IMMORTAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM," another person said.

Twitter: @Luiseach

The reactions to the story have been very funny.

Twitter: @WilliamAder

And it seems like everyone is rooting for the monkeys!

Twitter: @Goochi_Quintana

As this person said, "Ok here we go, some regular good old fashioned News for a change, lets goooo."

Twitter: @FredTaming

Here are some of the funniest reactions to this whole thing:

Twitter: @mistergeezy

Twitter: @RodLacroix

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Twitter: @DuncanSmithNBA

Twitter: @MPowersNorrell

Twitter: @the_worst_vibes

Twitter: @VibesBummer

Twitter: @brook_the_mommy

Twitter: @fklein907

Twitter: @Jane_Doe82

Twitter: @BobTheSuit

Twitter: @elunatyk

And lastly:

Twitter: @vinylrabbit





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